Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Do you do requests?

A: No. However, my roommate does, or you may mail me what you’d like to see me do on the camera for my own personal entertainment.

Update: My new roommate (Mr. X, he wants to be called) is willing to go down to his underwear for money. Since he’s not really computer literate, just send me the info, I guess, and I’ll pass it on…

Q: Do you ever turn the camera off?

A: Almost never, but often, I turn it at something less controversial than my roommate coming out of the shower, for example.

Q: Is your name really Marko?

A: Nope. It’s simply Mark. Marko is my computer, based on a nickname I had in high school

Q: Where do you live?

A: I live in Auburn, Alabama, where I am attending Auburn University

Q: Are you rich?

A: No, but I have a job working for Adtran and the Auburn City Schools

Q: Are you really in a dorm with roommates?

A: Yes. My roommate is Mr. X. He has no email.

Q: How long have you had the camera setup?

A: Since February, 1997

Q: Is your dorm co-ed?

A: Well, to the maximum that Auburn allows. Basically, it’s co-ed by floors. One floor guys, one girls, etc.

Q: Where are you?

A: In class, at work, how should I know? What, you think I’m just here to entertain all of you?

Q: Why did you set this all up?

A: I have no idea.

Q: Have you ever dated someone you met through your website?

A: Nope. I’ve met one or two in real life, but that’s about it.

Q: Do you have “regulars” who hang out longer than you consider healthy?

A: Well, if you check out the statistics page keep in mind that all the entries from are from one person. I make no judgements about what’s healthy or not. Hey, I’m an engineer, not a psychiatrist.

Q: Have you ever received marriage proposals thorugh your site?

A: No, but I’ve received proposals for quite a variety of other things, not necessarily appropriate for this FAQ

Q: You have this smile on your face that looks like you are either slightly amused or extremely irritated by my questions…which one is it?

A: I am very much amused… If I’m annoyed, I’ll put you on my ban list. I can ban people from seeing the camera. Presently, there are no entries on my ban list

Q: Is your Mother online and can she see into your dorm room?

A: Yes, she’s online ocasionally, but she knows its too messy for her tastes so she doesn’t visit virtually or in real life

Q: How do I ask you a question?

A: Send me mail.

Q: Do you prefer boxers or a briefs?

A: I don’t typically answer such personal questions, but I’ll admit a preference for boxers.

Q: How often have you been asked the previous question?

A: Thrice, but I’ve been asked this question about 12 times.

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