Q: Do you do requests?
A: No. However, my roommate does, or you may mail me what you’d like to see me do on the camera for my own personal entertainment.
Update: My new roommate (Mr. X, he wants to be called) is willing to go down to his underwear for money. Since he’s not really computer literate, just send me the info, I guess, and I’ll pass it on…
Q: Do you ever turn the camera off?
A: Almost never, but often, I turn it at something less controversial than my roommate coming out of the shower, for example.
Q: Is your name really Marko?
A: Nope. It’s simply Mark. Marko is my computer, based on a nickname I had in high school
Q: Where do you live?
A: I live in Auburn, Alabama, where I am attending Auburn University
Q: Are you rich?
A: No, but I have a job working for Adtran and the Auburn City Schools
Q: Are you really in a dorm with roommates?
A: Yes. My roommate is Mr. X. He has no email.
Q: How long have you had the camera setup?
A: Since February, 1997
Q: Is your dorm co-ed?
A: Well, to the maximum that Auburn allows. Basically, it’s co-ed by floors. One floor guys, one girls, etc.
Q: Where are you?
A: In class, at work, how should I know? What, you think I’m just here to entertain all of you?
Q: Why did you set this all up?
A: I have no idea.
Q: Have you ever dated someone you met through your website?
A: Nope. I’ve met one or two in real life, but that’s about it.
Q: Do you have “regulars” who hang out longer than you consider healthy?
A: Well, if you check out the statistics page keep in mind that all the entries from iadfw.net are from one person. I make no judgements about what’s healthy or not. Hey, I’m an engineer, not a psychiatrist.
Q: Have you ever received marriage proposals thorugh your site?
A: No, but I’ve received proposals for quite a variety of other things, not necessarily appropriate for this FAQ
Q: You have this smile on your face that looks like you are either slightly amused or extremely irritated by my questions…which one is it?
A: I am very much amused… If I’m annoyed, I’ll put you on my ban list. I can ban people from seeing the camera. Presently, there are no entries on my ban list
Q: Is your Mother online and can she see into your dorm room?
A: Yes, she’s online ocasionally, but she knows its too messy for her tastes so she doesn’t visit virtually or in real life
Q: How do I ask you a question?
A: Send me mail.
Q: Do you prefer boxers or a briefs?
A: I don’t typically answer such personal questions, but I’ll admit a preference for boxers.
Q: How often have you been asked the previous question?
A: Thrice, but I’ve been asked this question about 12 times.